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'Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican.вЂќ.вЂњYou are bored, lethargic, and practically dripping with ennui.вЂќ.вЂњYou are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.вЂќ.IвЂ™ve had enough waking hours for one day.вЂќ 'ThatвЂ™s exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me weary of spending time with you.вЂќ.вЂњWe have no interest in whatвЂ™s going on with you.вЂќ.I've been stripped of every morsel of pleasure I've earned in this life.' Whether youвЂ™re totally over the workday, having drinks with friends, disagreeing with your SO, or voicing support for your besties, thereвЂ™s a good choice Moira has a quote for you.

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While the series has come to an end, the Schitt's Creek lives on through Halloween costumes, memes, and of course, quotes from the iconic characters who made it so special. The former star turned town council member is known for speaking her mind and never knowing her daughterвЂ™s middle name, and even though she might not be the most traditional mother, sheвЂ™s always her familyвЂ™s biggest fan. Throughout the six seasons of the wildly popular series, all of the characters go through their fair share of highs and lows, but few are more fun to watch than Moira.

If you're in need of an IG caption or just a clever comeback, these Moira Rose quotes from Schitt's Creek will instantly earn you some well-deserved laughs. While the 'maternal' head of the household is quirky with her wide array of wigs and outfit choices, it's MoiraвЂ™s witty retorts and hilarious one-liners that truly make her a star. I believe weвЂ™ve just gone viral.Whether it's the high-end fashion, the hilarious storylines, or the emotional, feel-good moments, there's just so much to love about Schitt's Creek. вЂњOh Alexis, I think you and I might need to purchase antibiotics. And when you pull it out of my back, you can plunge it into my heart!вЂќ вЂњNow will you be a doll, and fetch Mummy a knife? Oh, IвЂ™m sorry, I think youвЂ™ll find one lodged in the middle of my back. вЂњWhy should I be the only one encumbered with this emotional cargo?вЂќ вЂњYou realize the bГ©bГ© is crying? IsnвЂ™t it scheduled to be dormant by now?вЂќ

Never thought IвЂ™d say this about anyone in this town, but you youвЂ™re very, very cool.вЂќ

вЂњWhat the hell is your secret, Stevie? You just stand your solid ground refusing to be anything but you. вЂњItвЂ™s probably nothing but I think IвЂ™ve killed a man.вЂќ вЂњIf airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, itвЂ™s that a mother puts her own mask on first.вЂќ вЂњYou are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.вЂќ You may currently think вЂoh, IвЂ™m too spookyвЂ™ or вЂnobody wants to see these tiny boobiesвЂ™ but, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say вЂњdear god, I was a beautiful thing.вЂќ Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. вЂњHow are we getting around? They donвЂ™t allow you to drink and drive anymore.вЂќ Can we feel that? ItвЂ™s almost as though weвЂ™re building towards some sort of inevitable climax.вЂќ вЂњAfter a glut of unasinous ideas put forth today, the room is suddenly bombilating with anticipation. вЂњA baby born in a prison cell does not know that a toilet should not be in the same room as its bed, but we do.вЂќ

вЂњI will not be held accountable for invoking a coven.вЂќ вЂњShe looked like an aging stewardess from a Latvian airline.вЂќ вЂњDid someone say fine dining? The CafГ© Tropical has certainly been described as вЂfine.'вЂќ

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вЂњWell, Jocelyn, there are certain things that are just not done: Smoking in a car with a baby, unless you crack a window tipping before tax mixing drinks with cola and giving away a coat that doesnвЂ™t belong to you.вЂќ

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